Traffic Cones and Lightning Strikes

Life doesn't always go smoothly. Sometimes it involves volcanic ash, broken manhole covers, and the occasional traffic cone worn as a hat. 

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In this uplifting and sharply funny memoir, Netty Noodles shares the true stories that shaped her - the misadventures, the near misses,  the unexpected kindnesses, and the moments that taught her something she didn't know we needed to learn.

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From dancing under a concrete-filled cone at Glastonbury, to being nearly adopted by a Royal Navy rescue mission, to discovering the hard way that drains are not always structurally sound, these stories celebrate the chaos, courage and comedy of a life lived wholeheartedly. 

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Part memoir, part misadventure, part midlife wisdom, this is a book for anyone who has ever taken the scenic route through life - or found themselves learning the lesson only after the unierse delivered it with a wink.